I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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