Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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