her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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