She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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