where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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