I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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