you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is wine microwaveable?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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