i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
