Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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