she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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