Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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