pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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