You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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