i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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