So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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