before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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