If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.