good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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