that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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