I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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