So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
