dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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