I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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