I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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