I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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