pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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