love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.