He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.