You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude