I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
