if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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