Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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