i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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