my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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