About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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