don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
