I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you never un-have a 4some
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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