Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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