i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.