Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast