Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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