you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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