I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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