I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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