I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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