Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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