My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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