I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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