Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I can't put those talents on a resume
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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