this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
ok first of all what the fuck
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