her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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