Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
So. Much. Porn.
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