I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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