did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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