i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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