they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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