just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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