Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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