Can i not drive my cunt home
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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