ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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